The Wallet Ninja

It seems like the only thing you can’t do with this little helper.. is paying!

BUT aside from this it offers so much more functionality than a credit card. It has the same size as a credit card, so you can easily put it inside your wallet. There’s six Hex wrenches, a can opener, fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler (standard & metric), letter opener, box opener, phone stand, and eyeglasses, Philips and flathead screwdrivers. It’s made from 4x heat treated steel, and comes with a lifetime guarantee to never rust, bend, dull, or fold up like Circuit City.

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unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

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Anonymous said: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|


"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

Little Groot dancing

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A collection of all of the things I have designed for Welcome to Night Vale, so far. You can buy several of them through their official shop HERE, and the shows can be found on BANDCAMP.

I mention it because I’m working on more as we speak…

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friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

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thehappysorceress said: Hey! I know it’s late and all, but I have this GREAT real estate opportunity for you. It’s a bridge. A Big, gorgeous bridge. In your state! Interested?







Just in case you needed any more proof of why feminism is still a fucking necessity.

Go watch her play the cover HERE and tell me she isn’t fucking talented as fuck… on another video of hers, where her cleavage isn’t in plain sight, comment after comment is “where are the boobs?!” 

Reblogging to give her some proper publicity. She really is amazing at that guitar.

People wonder why I am a feminist. These guys are disgusting

straight cis men are fucking gross and extra

I saw a comment that was like “If she doesn’t want people looking at her boobs why does she have them peeking out over the guitar??”

UM have you ever fucking PLAYED a guitar with DD+ cup breasts because having them over the guitar is literally the only way to play comfortably, and personally if I’m uncomfortable I can’t focus as much on the music.

I don’t see it talked about as much, but male musician culture is very similar to male nerd culture in that women are accused constantly of being fake musicians or fake fans to impress men.

As a female musician, I am constantly talked down to and interrogated by crusty straight white boys who only know how to play Wonderwall, and asked if I’m carrying my boyfriend or dad’s guitar case. I’ve been told several times I should give up music because I’m “not hot enough”. I’ve had that yelled to me when I’m on stage.

but on the other hand, I’ve also received comments similar to this when I posted a video of myself playing a song while wearing a low cut tank top (even though I was about 14 or 15 years old at the time). I once sent a male friend a video of a song I’d written and asked what he thought, and his reply was “Meh, it’d be better if you played it naked”. (The same guy later told me that female musicians were a joke. We’re not friends anymore btw)

Sorry for the rant, this just pisses me off so much.

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I am so tired of my friends trying to sell me things…

AdvoCare! That Crazy Wrap Thing! Jamberry Nails! Thirty-One! 


"Quick story. So, we live in New York City; a liberal bastion. Recently, we sent a correspondent and a producer to a building in this liberal bastion, where we were going to tape an interview. The producer, white, dressed in what can only be described as homeless elf attire and a pretty strong five-o’clock-from-the-previous-week shadow, strode confidently into the building, preceding our humble correspondent, a gentleman of color, dressed resplendently in a tailored suit. Who do you think was stopped? Let me give you a hint: the black guy. And that shit happens all the time. All of it. Race is there and it is a constant. You’re tired of hearing about it? Imagine how fucking exhausting it is living it."

— Jon Stewart (The Daily Show 8/26)

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